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Old 04-06-16, 19:15   #2441
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A man and his nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for only $150.”
man thought about it and decided he would just have her shipped home for $5000.
undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150 ?”
man replied,
“Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead…
I just can’t take that chance.”

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