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Old 26-07-17, 20:31   #2451
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Not 100% sure that Janet Mudd will appreciate deluged inbox...
Laugh out loud , this is Rossendale Online, she may get handful of messages (:|)
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copied and pasted I presume that hoe it happened?
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Kate Middleton to the Queen. Whats your secret of a long life?" The Queen, "Don't divorce William and marry a Muslim."
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After months of trying, I've only just managed to get back on. Trouble is, i'm off on the hols on Tuesday so it's going to be a bit iffy getting wifi.
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A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver
"The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn. Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car. Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver’s licence to a police station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT'S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a BMW! "
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Have you ever been stopped by a Hyundai??
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Cant recall the last time I was stopped, yes I can just come to me. About 7 years ago iI had just bought a Scudo van, was chased by a local cop car which said the van showed up as no insurance, he called me by the name of the person I had bought it off. Was not worried as my insurance covers me for anything and everything provided I informed the MIB people within 14 days and even then I am I am still insured. I only use the X5 for best usually, drive my later Scudo van, its not white.
I did buy a tailored cover for the rear of the X5 for Archie but then decided it was to high for him to jump in and out of. the rear seats are now fully protected and I am much happier as I worried he might hurt himself.
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