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This weekend the Wi fi stopped working so I decided to talk/chat to the wife.I was most surprised to find out she had stopped working at Woolworths
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HAVING sex in Icelend is banned if your drunk. dont know about Asda though.
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Telephone rings, wife answers it, Pervert with heavy breathing says, I bet you have a tight arse and no hair, wife says I have hes watching TV at the moment
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HAVING sex in Icelend is banned if your drunk. dont know about Asda though.
Apparently its banned in Domino's pizza too.
Domino's pizza shop sex: Bridlington couple guilty - BBC News
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read that about Dominos in the press last week, male could not attend court due to his inprisonment. What are we breeding or bred these days? Would never happen in Waterfoot chippy.
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women to husband "go to the chemsit and get some tablets that will give you an erection." 10 mins later hubby appears and hands the wife a bottle of slimming pills
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Man in a suit is starting a new job, the boss hands him a broom, the man in the suit says "but I am a graduate." The boss takes back the broom and says, "let me show you how this works then"
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